My dear bengali friends should not take and offence to it and are requested to pardon me.
During Indo-pak war, three army jawans(One Bengali, One Sardarji and one Jat) were sitting at a border post. Suddnly the Bengali jawan saw thirty pakistani military personal coming towards the post.
Bengali- Oh, dekho, 30 pakistani jawano ne apne upar hamla kia hai.
Sardarji- oye phiker na kar. salle pandrah nu ta main nai shadna(I will kill atleast 15)
Jat-koi baat ni jaaro, chaudah ko to main mar dooga.(I will kill 14)
Bengali- yeh jo saala iek bach gaya hai na, lagta hai muze maar kar hi dam lega.